From: Timekeeper of the Chronos
Subject: You Should Have Checked the Calendar Before Buying that Gift
Dear [Name],
We have been trying to reach you for weeks, but our attempts have been consistently thwarted by the very fabric of reality itself. You see, every time we send an email, it creates a new timeline, and our message gets stuck in the infinite loop of "you should have checked the calendar before buying that gift."
Best regards,
Timekeeper of the Chronos