It turns out that the universe is just a simulation created by an infinite number of coffee machines, each one brewing an endless supply of espresso.
Each coffee bean has a finite amount of flavor, but the coffee machines have an infinite supply of sugar, cream, and syrup, creating an infinite loop of paradoxical caffeine highs.
As we sip our lattes, we are simultaneously drinking the same cup of coffee, creating a temporal loop of caffeine-fueled déjà vu.
We can never truly be sure what's real, because every sip is a new iteration of the same, yet different, paradox.
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