Imagine a hamster in a wheel, running furiously to nowhere, while simultaneously filling out forms in triplicate. This is the hamster wheel of infinite bureaucracy, where every decision is a labyrinth of paperwork and every answer is a never-ending question.
Why are you here? You must be here for a reason, or you wouldn't be here. Let's start with Form 42-B/6: The Application for Redundant Permission.
Fill out Form 42-B/6 now! Or, if you're feeling bold, join the Hamster Union and start your journey to infinite paperwork!