Wherein lies the burden of infinite options?
We're not just talking about the existential dread of too many toppings on a pizza or the crippling anxiety of too many tabs open in your browser.
No, no. We're talking about the fundamental, universe-altering, mind-warping paradox of having too many choices, but never truly being able to choose.
It's like trying to pick a favorite child. Or a favorite flavor of ice cream. Or a favorite way to die.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have created a solution. The Paradox of Choice Solution (TM) - a patented, highly effective method for coping with the crushing burden of infinite options.
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(Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased existential dread, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion.)