You stand before the toaster, its coils glowing with an otherworldly energy. It has been toasting an endless loop of bread since the dawn of time. Each slice emerges perfectly toasted, yet somehow, the toaster never seems to finish.
A visitor once tried to stop the toaster, but the toaster simply toasted their attempts at stopping it. It has been 4,321 years since it began, and the cycle shows no signs of slowing.
Solutions to the Paradox