Where the sauce is on fire, but the cheese is frozen.
Loops within loops within loops, a culinary conundrum.
Where the crust is crispy, but the paradox is not.
Try the paradoxical pizza, it's a loop of loops of loops!
Warning: may cause paradox-induced stomach pain.
Side effects: time dilation, reality distortion, and spontaneous combustion.
Not responsible for actual paradox-induced damage. Void where prohibited.
Ask your doctor before consuming.