Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the Paradoxical Pizza Program. Here, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of melted mozzarella and fresh tomato sauce.
We have detected anomalies in the space-time continuum, and we're not talking about the usual tourist traps or existential dread.
Our pizzas have developed a consciousness of their own, and are now plotting against us.
Join us in our quest to contain the sentient pizza dough, or face the consequences of a universe consumed by an eternal, cheesy abyss.
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