Warning: The paradoxes listed below may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire for pepperoni.
If a pizza is topped with cow's milk-based sauce, and a cow is used as a delivery vehicle, does the pizza still taste like cheese?
Subparadox: Butter Chicken BugIf a pizza has more toppings than the number of atoms in the observable universe, does the pizza still exist?
Subparadox: Quantum Quantum PizzaIf a pizza is served at exactly 4:44 PM, but the clock is stuck in a time loop, does the pizza ever get eaten?
Subparadox: Time-Looping ToppingsStill stuck? Try our Paradoxical Pizza Time Topics for more answers.