Paradoxical Pizza Programs

Warning: The paradoxes listed below may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire for pepperoni.

Cow's Milk Paradox

If a pizza is topped with cow's milk-based sauce, and a cow is used as a delivery vehicle, does the pizza still taste like cheese?

Subparadox: Butter Chicken Bug

Toppings Paradox

If a pizza has more toppings than the number of atoms in the observable universe, does the pizza still exist?

Subparadox: Quantum Quantum Pizza

Pizza Time Paradox

If a pizza is served at exactly 4:44 PM, but the clock is stuck in a time loop, does the pizza ever get eaten?

Subparadox: Time-Looping Toppings

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