For the discerning cleaner who wants to defy the laws of reality.
Our products are made with the finest paradoxical materials, carefully crafted to make cleaning less boring and more mind-bending.
Quantum Lemon Juicer: A device that cleans by not cleaning, leaving a trail of uncertainty behind it.
Time-Traveling Toilet Brush: Brushes through time to get into all the nooks and crannies.
Parallel Universe Mop: Cleans on one plane of existence while you scrub on another.
Alternative Reality Squeegee: Removes spills and stains from realities you've never seen before.
Quantum-Entangled Eraser: Erases marks on one surface while creating them on another.
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