Warning: Do not attempt to solve this puzzle unless you're prepared to lose your mind.
Our time traveler has been stuck in this paradoxical loop for 37 years, 3 months, 12 days, 7 hours, and 14 minutes.
The paradoxical puzzle is a series of increasingly complex logical conundrums, each one more mind-bending than the last.
Imagine a clock with a single hand, which moves both clockwise and counterclockwise at the same time. What time is it?
You are a time traveler who has just arrived in ancient Egypt. However, upon arrival, you realize that you are actually a pharaoh. What do you do?
Our time traveler's name is Bertrand, and he's been stuck in this loop for... well, let's just say it's been a while.
Here's a picture of Bertrand:
Bertrand's favorite food is pizza. His least favorite is... uh... actually, we're not really sure. He's been eating a lot of time-space sandwiches.
Our time traveler's motto is "Time is Relative, and I'm Running Out of Time."