Quantum Leaps: The Ultimate Paradox

Where causality is optional, but the coffee machine always breaks.

Warning: excessive use of quantum mechanics may cause:

• Multiverse-induced headaches
• Reality fragmentation
• Unstable dimension-hopping

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