It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. A sock goes missing, and with it, our very understanding of reality. But fear not, dear reader, for we have cracked the code.
Using our advanced Quantum Sock-Tracker 3000, we've pinpointed the location of your missing sock to the parallel universe of Sock-Verse 1.
But that's not all! Our team of experts has discovered that the sock has undergone a temporal loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over, trapped in an infinite cycle of lint and fabric.
Don't worry, though - we have a plan to rescue your sock. But first, you have to sign the Sock-Rescue Waiver.