What is a Causality Loop, Anyway?
A causality loop is a fancy way of saying you just caused something to happen because something else happened because of something else that happened because... you know what? You get stuck in a cycle of confusion and regret.
Symptoms of Causality Loops
You know you have a causality loop when:
- Your actions seem to be happening in reverse, but only on Tuesdays
- You keep getting stuck in time loops because you just can't seem to get the coffee machine to turn off
- You find yourself back in 1989, arguing with a younger version of yourself over a can of soda
How to Fix Causality Loops
Just remember: causality loops are like bad haircuts. They're only temporary, and you can always get a new one if it doesn't work out.
- Try not to think about it too much
- Just pretend you're in a normal timeline and pretend you're not in a causality loop, but let's be real, it's not working
- Cut off your hair, get a tattoo of the timeline, and start over