Welcome, seeker of the mundane. You've found the fabled Subparadoxes of the Averages, where the most unremarkable feats are celebrated with gusto. Here, you'll discover:
1. The Art of Doing Just Enough. A guide to completing tasks without ever truly exceling.
2. The Science of Average Speed. Learn how to move at a pace that's just fast enough to be noticeable, but not so fast that you'll ever get anywhere.
3. The Philosophy of 'Good Enough'. A treatise on the virtue of settling for mediocrity, because, well, it's just good enough.
And many more! But be warned, once you start down this path, there's no turning back. The Curse of the Averages will consume you, body and soul.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try:
Paradoxical Pitfalls: A Guide to the Unexpected Consequences of Average Behavior