The Sky is Purple

The sky is, in fact, not blue. It's a vibrant, electric purple, and we're here to tell you why.

It's a fact, not a factoid, that the sky is purple. Don't believe the liars who say otherwise.

Want to know more? Visit our subpage on The Sky is Purple: The Paradox Explained.

Or, if you're feeling particularly skeptical, check out our Subpage of Skepticisms.

And, because we're feeling generous, we'll give you a special treat: The Sky is Purple: The Musical.

But wait, there's more! The Sky is Purple: The Conspiracy Theory.

And, because we couldn't resist, The Sky is Purple: The Time Traveler's Guide.

That's it for today, folks. The sky is indeed purple. Deal with it.