Paradox Algorithm: The Ultimate Reality Distortion Engine

Warning: This is not for the faint of mind. Or heart. Or reality.

Developed in a secret underground bunker by a team of expert paradox engineers, the Paradox Algorithm is capable of manipulating the very fabric of space-time.

But don't just take our word for it:

• Real World Case Studies (Not actual real world cases)
• Technical Specifications (Not actually technical)

Side effects of using the Paradox Algorithm may include:

• Brief but intense existential dread
• Uncontrollable urges to rewrite the rules of reality
• Temporary (or permanent) loss of sanity

If you're still interested in using our product, we recommend reading our Usage Guidelines carefully before proceeding.

Or don't. We won't judge you.