What is a Quantum Entanglement Omelet?
An omelet that defies the fundamental laws of breakfast physics, where two seemingly separate eggs exist in a state of quantum superposition, simultaneously both cooked and not cooked.
Ingredients:
- 1 egg (or 2, or 3... it's complicated)
- 1 tablespoon of uncertainty
- 1 dash of Schrödinger's salt
Instructions:
- Crack 1+ eggs into a bowl, while simultaneously not cracking them.
- Add a dash of Schrödinger's salt, which does nothing, but looks good.
- Whisk until the eggs are in a state of quantum superposition.
- Pour the mixture into a skillet, where it will immediately become both scrambled and not scrambled.