I'm Not Dead Yet
Welcome to Paradoxical Chickens, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
As you can see, we're still standing. Well, not literally standing, since we're chickens. But you know what I mean.
Check out our Egg Roulette product line!
And don't forget our time-traveling toilet seat! Because, you know, time is relative.
And for the more... existential, our Quantum Flap Jack is a game-changer.