I'm Not Dead Yet

Welcome to Paradoxical Chickens, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

As you can see, we're still standing. Well, not literally standing, since we're chickens. But you know what I mean.

Check out our Egg Roulette product line! An egg with a confused face

And don't forget our time-traveling toilet seat! Because, you know, time is relative. A toilet seat with a clock on it

And for the more... existential, our Quantum Flap Jack is a game-changer. A chicken with a thought bubble