Oxymoronic Resolution: A Paradox of Clarity Served

Where the absurd meets the sublime, and clarity is a distant relative.

Here, words are the opposite of what they mean, and sense is a luxury we can't afford.

Our Team of Inexpert Experts:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq., a man who knows less about logic than he does his own name.
• Buck, the Paradox Consultant, who'll gladly lead you down a rabbit hole for a price.

Frequently Asked Questions about Paradoxes that will only lead to more questions.