Join Our Paradoxical Team

Are you a master of the multiverse? Do you have a knack for bending space-time? We're looking for individuals with a proven track record of causing irreparable damage to the fabric of reality.

As a member of our team, you'll be working alongside other temporal renegades to create the most Byzantine, mind-bending projects the world has ever seen.

Our team is led by the enigmatic and brilliant, Archon Xandros, who has spent years studying the intricacies of chrono-synergy.

Don't believe us? Check out our team spotlight for testimonials from our current members, who are all, in fact, trapped in an infinite loop of recursion.

Ready to join the most dysfunctional team in the multiverse?