THE PARADOXICAL DILEMMA OF THE CENTRAL HEAVENLY BEACH

Are you lost in a sea of infinite choices and contradictions?

A place where time flows backwards, but only on Tuesdays?

A realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory?

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Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Paradoxical Dilemma may cause: