It's not just a paradox, it's a Kraken Ships, but with turtles.
In a universe where turtles can fly, we're stuck in an temporal loop of existential dread.
Our scientists are baffled. Our theologians are bewildered. Our turtle-helmets are, well, just plain broken.
Join us as we navigate the abyssal turtles, the quantum turtles, and the turtle ninja tactics that will get us out of this kraken-turtle logic.
Or just give up and enjoy the ride.