Paradoxical Glossary

Welcome to the Paradoxical Glossary, where we redefine the meaning of words for your amusement.

• Quantum Leap: When a decision is simultaneously correct and incorrect, and you can't quite put your finger on why.
• Chronos Effect: When time starts to move in reverse, but only for you, and only on Mondays.
• Binary Dilemma: When two opposing options are equally appealing, but only because you're secretly a sentient computer program.
• Quantum Mermaid: A mythical creature with the upper body of a woman, the lower body of a fish, and the ability to defy probability.

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