Lease Your Way Out of Reality

We offer a range of paradoxical leases designed to drive you to the brink of madness.

Popular Paradoxes:

• Eternal Renting: Pay rent for all eternity, never actually getting anything in return.
• Contractual Time Travel: Sign away your future for a discounted rate on a lease you'll never fulfill.
• Rental Agreement with a 100% Chance of Disappearing Act:

Don't say we didn't warn you...