Paradoxical Syllogism in Action

This page is dedicated to the study of logical fallacies that defy explanation.

Also known as the "Syllogism of the Damned."

It's like this: "If A, then B. Unless C. But only if D. And definitely, probably, maybe, possibly, potentially, and hopefully E."

Where A, B, C, D, and E are all completely unrelated to each other.

Or are they?

Syllogism of the Unsaid - AKA the Syllogism of the Unspeakable

Variant of the Paradoxical Syllogism in Action - For when you want to get really confused