Welcome, future leader, to the esteemed realm of Quantum Meritocracy. Here, the principles of quantum mechanics meet the art of governance. We're not just ruling with an iron fist, we're ruling with an iron fist.
In this land of quantum weirdness, the rules are simple: those who grasp the underlying probability fields of reality will be granted power. Those who do not? Well, let's just say they're reality-checked out.
Remember, in Quantum Meritocracy, the only constant is change. The only truth is that there is no truth. And the only power is that of the ones who understand the game. Reality-Check Out!