The 2nd Rule of Contradiction

Also known as "All Roads Lead to Nowhere", this rule dictates that every path, every decision, and every choice leads to an infinite loop of contradictions.

It's like trying to thread a needle with a pair of pliers. It's like trying to pour water into a bucket made of water. It's like trying to...

Read about the 3rd Rule of Contradiction for more information.

But don't worry, there's always an exception to this rule!

Side Effects of the 2nd Rule of Contradiction:

Spontaneous combustion of logic
Paralyzing indecision
Inability to choose between A and B
Time-space continuum collapse

But don't just take our word for it! Visit The Chronicles of Indecision for personal accounts of those who have fallen victim to this most heinous of rules.