The Subsequent Realizations of the Paradoxical Logic Department

Where the Answers to Life's Greatest Questions are Always Wrong

• Realization 1: The Universe is Made of Cheese
• Realization 2: The Meaning of Life is to Procrastinate
• Realization 3: The Answer to All Questions is 42, but Only If You're a Wizard

Warning: The subsequent realizations listed above are not actually realizations, but merely a series of increasingly absurd justifications for why you're probably still not going to get any work done today.

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