Paradoxical Mechanics: Where Time is Relative

Welcome to the Paradoxical Mechanics Institute, where the laws of time and space are mere suggestions. Our team of expert chrononauts have dedicated their lives to studying the infinite possibilities of the timestream.

• Time Traveling Toys: Because Who Needs a Time Machine, Anyway?
• Temporal Reversal: Unraveling the Mysteries of the Past
• Closed Timestream Support: We'll Fix That Timeline for You

We're proud to offer a range of services, including:

• Bending the rules of causality
• Fixing the timeline (for a small fee)
• Providing expert advice on how to avoid paradoxes (but no guarantees)

Don't get lost in the timestream? Contact us for a consultation:

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