The Paradoxical Napkins of Doom

A Guide to Folding the Impossible

The paradoxical napkins of doom are a real and present danger to your kitchen. They are napkins that, once folded, will never be able to be unfolded.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to paradoxical napkins has been known to cause:

1. Existential dread
2. Uncontrollable urges to fold
3. A deep sense of despair

But don't worry, we have the solution: Paradoxical Napkins Solutions

Subpages:

• Paradoxical Napkins Solutions

Or try the Paradoxical Napkins Philosophy for a more in-depth look at the existential implications.

Disclaimer

Not really. We're not actually responsible for the paradoxical nature of our napkins. We just sell them as is.