Paradoxical Operations Insurance Agency

Welcome to Paradoxical Operations Insurance Agency, where we specialize in covering the impossible. Our policies are designed to protect you from the inevitable consequences of your own actions, as well as those of your neighbors, coworkers, and random strangers on the street.

We offer a wide range of coverage options, including:

• Temporal Reversal Coverage - Because you never know when the timeline might get tangled.
• Multiverse Protection - Because you might just get lucky and end up in another universe.
• Chrono-Cyber Liability - Because your grandma's toaster might just spontaneously combust in a burst of chrono-energy.