Welcome to the Paradoxical Papercuts, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the coffee is always overpowered by the laws of probability.
Our shoppe is a place where the butterfly effect is not just a theory, but a way of life. Where the smallest action can have the most unpredictable consequences, just like our baristas who can turn a simple latte into a vortex of chaos.
So, what can we get for you today? A cup of coffee that's 50% likely to give you an existential crisis? Or maybe a pastry that's 75% likely to make you question the nature of reality?