Welcome to Eternal Tuesday, where every day is the same

It's 3:14 AM on Tuesday, March 14, 2023. You've been here before, and you'll be here again. Welcome back!

• Tuesday Tasks: Because Adulting is Hard
• Eternal Tuesday's Bizarre Buffet
• Tuesday Trivia: Test Your Knowledge of the Obvious

Stuck in a time loop? Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the universe's way of telling you to get more sleep.