Paradoxical Parking Lot

Lot Rules:

• Rule 1: Don't park on Tuesdays.
• Rule 2: Never park on a day ending in 'y', except on Wednesdays.
• Rule 3: If you park before 6 AM, be prepared for time dilation.
• Exceptions apply.

Warning: Parking in this lot may cause paradoxes, logical inconsistencies, and spontaneous combustion.