Paradoxical Partners in Crime
We're not actually partners in crime, but we pretend to be.
Welcome to our lair, where the laws of reality don't apply. We're a group of individuals who have somehow managed to become partners in a crime, despite our obvious incompetence.
Our crimes range from the mundane to the absurd, and often involve things like "stealing" snacks from our coworkers' desks or "accidentally" setting our own hair on fire.
We're not actually evil, we're just... creative problem solvers.
So, if you're a fellow partner-in-crime, or just someone who wants to join us in our illogical endeavors, then you're in the right place.