Paradoxical Pineapple: Recipe for the Time-Displacing Fruit

Carefully combine:

1. 1 cup of time-traveling agent
2. 2 cups pineapple chunks (preferably from a parallel universe)
3. 1 cup of existential dread
4. 1/2 cup of chrono-disrupting sauce

Mix in a 4D blender, add a dash of absurdity, and serve with a side of Potential Side Effects.

Disclaimer: Consuming this recipe may cause:

• Inconsistent flavor profiles
• Unstable temporal pockets
• Unpredictable outcomes

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