In a world where the fabric of reality is constantly at risk of unraveling, we, the Paradoxical Pledge, are here to... well, not actually do anything, but at least look really cool while trying.
Our mission is to confuse, confound, and occasionally delight those who dare to venture into our realm.
Learn more about our Chronological Chronicle, a collection of events that never actually happen but might, maybe, possibly, sort of, kind of happen.
Check out our Paradoxictionary, a dictionary of words that defy definition, logic, and basic human understanding.