We've tried the usual: Existential Crisis Counseling, but let's be real, it's just not cutting it. So, we've come up with something new: Quantum Flailing!
That's right, folks. We've decided to just flail our way through reality like it's a cosmic game of limbo, and see where the universe takes us. It's not exactly a science, but it's definitely a thing, and we're calling it Flailtronics.
So, if you're feeling stuck in the never-ending abyss of existence, just remember: flail away, and don't worry about the consequences! Flail-Tastic Tips and Quantum Quandaries available on request!