Paradox Soup: A Recipe for the Frustrated

Warning: consuming Paradox Soup may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, and/or existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Timey McTimeface (a dash of temporal fluid)
• 2 cups Causality Cream (a splash of cause-and-effect sauce)
• 1 tsp. Schrödinger's Meat (quantum superposition, optional)
• 1 pinch of Free Will (just kidding, you don't need that)

Instructions:

• Stir until the spoon turns into a wormhole.
• Concoct until your brain hurts.
• Enjoy the flavor of your own impending madness.

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