Wherein lies the problem of having too many socks?
A philosophical treatise on the nature of lost footwear and the existential crisis it inspires.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, ponder the Paradox of Identity.
And, for the love of all things rational, read about Quantum Murphyism, the theory of inevitable, yet unforeseen, sock-related catastrophes.