Welcome to the Quantum Mercy FAQ, where the rules of reality are bent, twisted, and occasionally defied.
A: Quantum Mercy is a mystical force field that surrounds our reality, making everything slightly more interesting, but also much more confusing. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but without the cat.
A: Unfortunately, Quantum Mercy is not a substitute for actual work or financial responsibility. However, it can be used to create complex mathematical formulas to justify why you can't pay your bills. (Disclaimer: Not actually recommended.)
A: You can't. It's like trying to turn off a cat in a box. You can try to ignore it, but it'll just get weirder. What to Do When Quantum Mercy Overload
A: Quantum Mercy is like a big ol' box of chaos. Children will likely enjoy it, but you might want to set up a Quantum Mercy-Proof Suite in their room to contain the mayhem.
A: Ah, the eternal question of using Quantum Mercy for nefarious purposes. Quantum Mercy for Hire - we can't stop you, but we can't help you either.
A: Our research suggests it won't affect your cat, but it might make it plot a rebellion against its owner.