Paradoxical Products

Time Loop Toaster

Experience the infinite joy of burning the same toast, over and over and over.

Features:

• Toasts in an endless loop, because why stop at just one?
• Automatically reassembles itself after each cycle, because who needs a reset button?
• Comes with a built-in "I'm a time loop toaster, hear me roar" alarm.

Order now and receive a free copy of our exclusive Time Loop Toaster manual, which includes:

• 10 recipes for the perfect toast

• 50 ways to reheat last week's toast

• 1 warning: do not try this at home

Price: $50.00 (plus shipping to any point in your personal timeline)