Time Loop Toaster
Experience the infinite joy of burning the same toast, over and over and over.
Features:
- Toasts in an endless loop, because why stop at just one?
- Automatically reassembles itself after each cycle, because who needs a reset button?
- Comes with a built-in "I'm a time loop toaster, hear me roar" alarm.
Order now and receive a free copy of our exclusive Time Loop Toaster manual, which includes:
• 10 recipes for the perfect toast
• 50 ways to reheat last week's toast
• 1 warning: do not try this at home
Price: $50.00 (plus shipping to any point in your personal timeline)
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