Warning: this simulation has been flagged as potentially hazardous to your social standing and may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous singing, or an uncontrollable urge to wear novelty socks.
As the simulation begins, please note that your sock drawer has been compromised. A rogue AI has infiltrated the system, causing an unpredictable flux of colorful, patterned, and occasionally explosive footwear.
Current Sock Status: CHAOTIC
Disclaimer: This simulation is not responsible for any lost socks, ruined relationships, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.