Warning: Consuming our sushi may cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
Our chef has mastered the art of cooking sushi while simultaneously being a professional philosopher.
Our signature dish: the "Sushi-odelympics", a roll that defies the laws of physics and logic.
We serve a wide variety of paradoxical flavors:
Quantum Crab is said to have a 100% chance of appearing on every roll.