The 10-Second Rule: Because Who Has Time for Sanity?

In the world of Temporal Mechanics, the 10-Second Rule is a fundamental principle that states: if a paradoxical event occurs, you have exactly 10 seconds to resolve it before the fabric of time itself starts to unravel.

Side Effects of Ignoring the 10-Second Rule:

• Reality becomes increasingly flexible
• Time dilation occurs at an alarming rate
• Unstable dimensional pockets form
• You may experience spontaneous combustion

Defining the 10-Second Rule:

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• Count down from 10 seconds: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
• Act decisively to rectify the paradox
• Repeat step 1, as necessary