Chronoskeleton

Welcome, temporal tourists!

Read our time-traveler's guide

Time Traveling for Beginners

Don't try this at home, kids!

Unless you want to cause paradoxes, disrupt the timeline, and invite a swarm of chronaligators.

Then, by all means, go for it!

Learn about chronaligators

Time-Traveling Hazards

The Grandfather Paradox: when your actions cause your own birth to never happen

The Bootstrap Paradox: when the timestream gets tangled like a hairball of doom

The Predestination Inevitability Paradox: when the universe just won't let you change a single thing

Consult our paradox resolver
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