Ask a Smarter Than You

Welcome, mortal, to the land of logical fallacies and intellectual pitfalls! We've been expecting you. If you're looking for a foolproof decision-making process, you've come to the wrong place.

Our patented, utterly-not-foolproof decision-making algorithm involves:

• 1. Ignoring all facts and evidence.
• 2. Relying on gut feelings, intuition, and unproven theories.
• 3. Focusing on the most sensationalist, attention-grabbing headlines.
• 4. Selectively quoting cherry-picked statistics and anecdotes.
• 5. And, of course, throwing dice for that extra layer of randomness.