Paradoxical Decision-Making Process: Consult a Pretentious Artiste

Because, clearly, the answer is obvious. And also, not obvious. And maybe, probably, possibly, potentially, and hopefully, not really.

Our team of expert, über-pretentious artisettes will guide you through the labyrinthine process of making a decision that's both completely arbitrary and utterly definitive.

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