The Paradoxical Decision-Making Process

We're glad you asked for our help, but our decision-making process is actually a paradox.

Step 1: We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing

We're still trying to figure out what you want. Maybe you want to know what to eat for lunch?

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Step 2: We're Overthinking It

We're considering all the possibilities, but our minds are racing faster than a hamster in a wheel.

But wait, there's more!