Overthinking 101: The Art of Meticulously Mumbling
Are you tired of making decisions with your heart? Do you want to become the ultimate overthinker? Look no further! This course will guide you through the art of overthinking, where the most mundane decisions become a journey of self-discovery and existential crisis.
Warning: Overthinking may lead to:
- Excessive use of Google search results as evidence
- Spending hours on pros and cons lists
- Creating elaborate flowcharts for every decision
- Questioning the fabric of space and time
But hey, it's worth it! For a small price of $50,000, you'll learn the secrets of:
Lesson 1: The Paradox of Choice
This lesson will delve into the mind-bending complexities of choosing between pizza toppings, and explore the infinite possibilities of:
- Cheese vs. No Cheese
- Pepperoni vs. Sausage
- The ethics of anchovies